Nobody is coming to your reading.
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Nobunny - “Nobunny Loves You”
“Pine nut and Greek yogurt spinach dip; toasted naan and whole wheat pita squares; melted queso Oaxaca topped guacamole where the cheese congealed to a giant clump on top on the way to the party; UTZ organic blue corn tortilla chips; seafood and sausage jambalaya; 1 magnum sized bottle of merlot; 2 bottles of Miller High Life.”
— Food Consumption Log - February 7, 2010 (Superbowl)
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Black Lips - “Oh Katrina”
So far we have rounded up a seafood jambalaya, pork belly, some cheese topped guacamole, spinach dip, and FREE BEER!
WHO DAT?
Things I Have Offered To Bring To Super Bowl Parties This Weekend:
1. A FEMA trailer filled with gumbo
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Alternative TV - “Action Time Vision”
Hey I know it has been a little dead around here lately like as if Disgusting Things I Have Eaten is finally running outta gas (HINT: IT IS!) but before the well runs completely dry I just want to remind you about a very special event that your humble blogger here will be participating in:
Vol. 1 Brooklyn and Gigantic Present
Greatest Three-Minute Rock ‘n’ Roll Story Ever
Writers, rockers and raconteurs telling three-minute stories about the best rock ‘n’ roll shows ever.
Thursday, Feb. 11th, 8pm @ Bar Matchless
557 Manhattan Ave. Greenpoint
Stories from:
Jami Attenberg (Author, The Melting Season)
Eric Davidson (New Bomb Turks/Author, We Never Learn)
Aaron Lefkove (Livefastdie/Liquor Store)
Maura Johnston (Village Voice / The Awl)
Justin Taylor (Author, Everything Here is the Best Thing Ever)
Franz Nicolay (Musician/Writer, The Hold Steady/Complicated Gardening Techniques)
Zachary German (Author, Eat When You Feel Sad)
Adam Wilson (Managing Editor, The Faster Times)
Nick Gazin (Artist, Vice Magazine)
Franz Nicolay (formerly of The Hold Steady)
Jens Carstensen (The Giraffes)
James Yeh (Gigantic)
Aaron Hartman (Old Time Relijun/Girls in Trouble)
Kendra Grant Malone (Poet, author of the chapbook Conor Oberst Sex)
Mike Conklin (L Magazine)
Chelsea Hodson (poet)
Lincoln Michel (Fiction writer, The Faster Times)
Samuel Carter (Overflow Magazine)
Derek Evers (Impose Magazine)
More TBA
Hosted by Jason Diamond and James Yeh
Special musical guests: The Wailing Wall
You know, Brooklyn is a kind of alright place for music and books. But where can you find the two gathered together? At Greatest Three-Minute Rock ‘n’ Roll Story Ever, that’s where.
Greatest Three-Minute Rock ‘n’ Roll Story Ever is where writers, rockers and raconteurs are united at last, relating three-minute stories of youth, sex, booze, noise and a little thing called rock ‘n’ roll.
I mean, I feel bad, not in the way, like, OMG BAD MEAT? But like, “Oh I have a cup of salt inside me that I cannot dilute even with this 33.8 ounce container of seltzer!”
Looks like someone is finally filling the power vacuum that opened when the 3rd Avenue Roll-N-Roasters location shut their doors.
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V-3 - “Son of Sam Donaldson”
Special celebratory DJ set! Tonight! 10 til midnite EST on East Village Radio!
Celebrating something important happening to Maggie Gyllenhaal with cosmic country rock, psychedelic explorations, mellow downer jams, and none of those shiny plastic CD disc things. Real records only. Tune in!
Just click on the picture of the bouncing breastfeeding baby!
NEVER FORGET!
So we're shooting the shit with a surgeon...
…and he told us story about a 500lb woman who came in complaining of a smelly vagina. Apparently, she’d been stinking for a few weeks. He gets her on the table, in the stirrups, and starts folding back the flab, trying to figure out whats producing the stench. Lo and behold…what does he find? A half-eaten ham sandwich…
Probably still tastes better than that organic fair trade hippie dippy Gorilla Coffee shit.
