Disgusting Things I Have Eaten

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No, Aaron’s VIKING THRUST is not pinching off a massive load in his trousers though his strained facial expression says otherwise. He’s just enthusiastically playin’ some bass guitar…and that is the same kind of excrement, er I mean excitement you can expect this Saturday, June 26 at The Bell House in the beautiful, scenic Gowanus section of Brooklyn as the New Bomb Turks and Livefastdie reunite to celebrate the official release of We Never Learn.
Tickets are still available! What are you waitin’ for punk?

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No, ~~Aaron’s~~ VIKING THRUST is not pinching off a massive load in his trousers though his strained facial expression says otherwise. He’s just enthusiastically playin’ some bass guitar…and that is the same kind of excrement, er I mean excitement you can expect this Saturday, June 26 at The Bell House in the beautiful, scenic Gowanus section of Brooklyn as the New Bomb Turks and Livefastdie reunite to celebrate the official release of We Never Learn.

Tickets are still available! What are you waitin’ for punk?

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FUCKING FILTHY JUICE!

We got a submission from a 14 year old that likes eating kangaroos and balut!

So, I’ve had kangaroo, which was honestly not that bad, but the guilt was disgusting.

I’ve had crocodile. That was pretty damn gross. Super gamey and chewy and it tasted like the ghetto part of the Florida Everglades. No, thank you.

And I’m filipino, so of course I’ve had balut. Which is a fertilized duck egg. It tasted like a cross between a boiled egg and chicken breast. Sounds pretty good, right? It is. Until you get to the duck fetus. Yummy.

I’ve had other crazy things too like frog legs, froie gras (goose or duck liver), blood sausage, squab (baby pigeon), squirrel, moose. But that’s semi-common fare.

The kicker?

I’m only fourteen.

Yeah, I have crazy parents who feed me crazy things.

But at least I have some good stories to tell. :]

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New Jersey teen admits defecating in classmate's soda | 7online.com

Sometimes you think your food blog has completely run out of gas and then the internet gives you something like this.

CAMDEN — His lawyer calls it a foolish prank, but a judge isn’t laughing.

A 17-year-old high school student from Haddon Township admitted in family court Thursday that he defecated in a classmate’s soda during an auto-shop class.

Prosecutors dropped an aggravated assault charge in exchange for the boy’s guilty plea to a charge of tampering with a food product.

Authorities say the victim sipped the soda, then spit it out as his classmates laughed on March 29.

A judge ordered the boy to serve probation, serve 200 hours of community service, write a letter to the victim to apologize - and to write a 1,000-word report on why it’s unhealthy to ingest fecal matter.

Also, R.I.P. Gary Coleman.

Today's Existential Dilemma: Should One Consider Edible Underwear "Food"? | The Awl

I was so busy SUMMER OF MEGADETHIN’ on Friday afternoon that I totally missed this piece on The Awl wherein Maura Johnston contemplates lingerie which is both sensual and edible.