Disgusting Things I Have Eaten

“If you’re so depressed, how come you’re eating pizza?” - Lucas

Chef at Chelsea restaurant offers customers a taste of cheese made from his wife’s breast milk | NYPOST.com

This Chelsea restaurant has gone from brasserie to brassiere.

Chef Daniel Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on cheese made from his wife’s breast milk.

“It tastes like cow’s-milk cheese, kind of sweet,” he told The Post.

The flavor depends on what the cheese is served with—Angerer recommends a Riesling — and “what the mother eats,” said Angerer, who once bested Bobby Flay on TV’s “Iron Chef.”

Breast milk doesn’t curdle well due to its low protein content, so a little moo juice has to be added to round out the texture

[Previously: Placenta Teddy Bear]

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2 Pac, Biggie, Big L - “Deadly Combination” (UNRELEASED!!!)

Hey you guys can we talk for a sec? So today was the second time in seven days that I ate at Monster Sushi on 23rd street to cash in on the five frequent flyer miles per dollar I get every time I eat there. It is also the second time in as many visits that I have been overcome immediately after with abdominal pain that shouldn’t be discussed in polite company.

And so I’d like to announce a new permanent feature around here. The recurring Places I Have Gotten Food Poisoning now has its own official permanent home. You can stay up to date on the goings on and know where to avoid simply by clicking the link in the upper right hand corner. Do stop by and have a look around.

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Biggie Smalls - “Juicy” (Pete Rock Original Version)

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Notorious B.I.G. - “Going Back To Cali”

…Before they were martyrs.

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Boomtown Rats - “I Don’t Like Mondays”

smotheredinblogs asked: Dear Disgusting,
Have you ever linked your own sausage?

During a Thanksgiving weekend sometime many years from now when my life story is used as the basis of a bittersweet movie about the power of redemption that defies both race and class divides in a cancer ward where I will take stock of my life and the things I have and haven’t done I can only hope that this one has been crossed off my bucket list.

The saying goes you never want to see how the sausage is made. Well I have seen how it is made on TV but unfortunately have never linked my own sausage. You are shocked, I know.

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TRIO - “Sunday You Need Love”

TONITE! If you don’t give a shit about Avatar we’re gonna be DJ’ing the rarest vinylest records at Motor City Bar with the world’s most charming Swede.

Sunday you need love. Monday be alone.

24 Hidden and Secret Restaurant Menus Revealed

If you are anything like us then you are classy enough to order “off menu” at a fast food joint. If that sounds like you then you’ll love this guide to the secret menus of 24 of the best junk food franchises.

For instance look at all the things you can get just at McDonald’s:

Biscuits and Gravy - This one may only be available in the South – but it’s the classic combination of gravy smothering hot biscuits.
McKinley Mac – A big Mac with quarter pounder patties.
Grilled Cheese - A bun grilled with American cheese inside.
Big Mac with Quarter Pounder Patties - This is great if you are looking to decrease the cost and calories of the classic Big Mac Sandwich. You get the entire flavor with less meat.
All American - This is a normal sized hamburger with only pickles and ketchup.
Big McChicken - This is a huge sandwich in which the chicken patties replace the bun.
Fries with Big Mac Sauce - Fries smothered in the secret and special big Mac Sauce.
Chicken and Waffles - This is a McGriddle sandwich with chicken in the middle.
Neopolitan Milk Shake - 1/3 vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice creams blended together into one shake.
McLeprichon - This shake is only available in March and is composed of the shamrock shake mixed with the chocolate shake making a mint chocolate shake.
Pie McFlurry - If you purchase a pie you can have it blended into your McFlurry.
McGangBang - This is a double cheeseburger with a chicken patty in between the two beef patties.
Land, Sea, and Air Burger - The Land, Sea, and Air burger, has a beef patty, chicken patty, and fillet-o-fish patty all piled high onto a bun.
Root Beer Float - You can pick any size of root beer and they will add the vanilla ice cream on top.
Coke Float - Any size of coke with ice cream. You can even get it with chocolate ice cream.
Monster Mac - A big Mac composed of 8 meat patties.
2 Cheese Burger Meal Mac - Two cheese burgers, fries and a drink.

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Anonymous asked: Do you have any potluck disasters you'd like to share with us?

Oh man, besides the previously noted invitation to a potluck dinner hosted by the crusty punx that lived in the Batcave squat overlooking the Gowanus Canal no real disasters to speak of.

There was that one long weekend in Chicago for the wedding of some friends who were to divorce a short time later where we got to town on July 4th which is when Chicago turns into Downtown Fallujah for a day and a half—seriously, like people lighting off mortars in the street; these fireworks are not meant for everyday household use—and nearly every single meal we ate was taken at an outpost of the Midwestern sandwich franchise Pot Belly. The weekend also coincided with 07/07/07 which was also Mrs. Disgusting Things I Have Eaten’s 33rd birthday and also when we ate a bunch of Chicago hot dogs at some shack in a parking lot and then caught Soul Asylum, Cracker, and Cheap Trick for free in Millennium Park but had to leave once they started in with “The Flame”.

Also notable was the chasm between the older members of our party who were bummed that Soul Asylum only played songs off of Grave Dancer’s Union and the younger members who were only familiar with the songs off of said album.

So, who’s ready for a drink?