December 2009
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DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA FOR A NEW NAME FOR THIS...
So after a little deep soul searching coupled with some personal life drama that we won’t get into here I’m thinking of changing the name and direction of your #1 source for the nasty eating habits of Manhattan’s elite, Disgusting Things I Have Eaten, to be a little more all-encompassing. OK, there are like three of you out that that still even care at this point (Hi Matt! Hi...
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Some things to do on Christmas if you are Jewish
1. Go to your local D2 or a comparable discount store and buy a canister of blazing hot ranch flavored Pringles.
2. Go to 7-11 and load the Pringles up one at a time from the free chili and cheese sauce despenser.
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“1 spicy sausage; sauerkraut; Swedish meatballs; a few bites of teriyaki chicken...”
– Food Consumption Log - December 20, 2009
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“Cheddar biscuits; the end piece of a loaf of bread topped with horseradish...”
– Food Consumption Log - December 20, 2009
“1 piece of toast; 1 Blimpie’s best sandwich on whole wheat with leuttace,...”
– Food Consumption Log - December 18, 2009
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And while we are on the subject of pizza...
Over the last five years and change we have spent a considerable amount of time in the Twin Cities. That should come as no shock to some of you who recognize that Mrs. Disgusting Things I Have Eaten originally hails from the great frozen state of Minnesota. And on many trips to town we have stopped in for a bite at Uptown’s Leaning Tower of Pizza, a venerable Minneapolis institution since...
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The 2000's: A Journey Through A Decade In Bad...
2000 - Food poisoning from some late nite pizza. Friends dragged me to the Bowery Ballroom the next day where I immediately fell flat on my face due to dehydration from spewing bile out of all openings for 24 hours straight. Much like the Gremlins I’ll never again eat a slice of white pizza after midnight.
2001 - Worked most of the year at a record store and label in the East Village where...
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Best of The Würst: Disgusting Things I Have...
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2009 was a major first for us: much to the delight of the billing department at Beth Israel Hospital it was the first time we had to be hospitalized for our chronic recurring back pain. Yes everybody, we are officially old now. Luckily the nice male nurse in the ER was kind enough to mainline this potent elixir (ME: you’re not sticking that big thing in me. HIM: oh you just get...
“2 cups of coffee; 1 piece of toast; 1 turkey club on whole wheat with lettuce,...”
– Food Consumption Log - December 10, 2009
From The Mailbag: A message from The Hoagieman
If you like getting your web reading via tumblr—and who among the total slackers and/or terminally underemployed set does not?—you might consider following hoagieman.tumblr.com. The Hoagieman just sent us an email introducing himself and he let us know that he just recorded a new song called “Hoagies”. We have checked it out and it rules.
Hi, I am the Hoagieman, and I have written...
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From The Mailbag:
Some feel good holiday humor about neurotic Jews and their particular eating habits courtesy of my dentist:
Four Jewish brothers left home for college, and eventually, they became successful doctors and lawyers — and prospered. Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother, who lived far away in...
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“1 piece of toast; half of a roast beef sandwich; 6 inch Blimpie club; the outer...”
– Food Consumption Log - December 8, 2009