February 2009
70 posts
shame stick
{via nudawn}
ingredients:
one stick of butter, refrigerated
sugar*
wax paper
directions:
pour half a cup of sugar on wax paper. remove stick of butter from packaging and roll around on wax paper until butter stick is completely covered in sugar.
eat. enjoy.
*for low calorie alternative, can be substituted with splenda
Nobunny - “Boneyard”
Low points in obesity
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Composing apology emails to coworkers for being such a grubby mooch and swiping the last good cookie from the tray — which they are holding and determining which cookie to enjoy — while saying “I’ll take this off your hands,” and walking away at a rapid clip.
It’s like I’m a mama cougar and I’m defending my young, but with cookies.
“Last 48 hours + surprise bachelor party: 2 English muffin with butter; 1...”
– Food Consumption Log - Week of February 22, 2009
Accused 570 lbs. drug dealer brought to court in... →
Because there is no less conspicuous way of being a drug dealer than weighing close to 600 pounds.
A nearly 600-pound man accused of dealing pot and pills needed a U-Haul truck to cart him to court Monday. Stephen Turo, 56, of upstate Genoa, was ordered to appear in Cayuga County Court after missing his last hearing because he’s too large to fit in a normal-size car. Turo, who tops the...
The 10 Most Disgusting Delicacies →
Ever had a hankering for some soft boiled fetal duck, a whole sheep’s head, bat paste soup (like Goat’s Head Soup but with sonar!), or the Japanese puffer fish that nearly killed Homer Simpson and made him totally trip balls?
Then dig into this fully annotated list of the top 10 Most Disgusting Delicacies. How many have you tried?
A snippet of an email from my father:
[redacted] and I had a real chuckle at dinner last week reminiscing about the time that [redacted]’s daughter fed you laundry detergent.
ATT-I-CA!!! ATT-I-CA!!! ATT-I-CA!!! - Free The...
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When Liberal Arts Majors Attack!!!
Was this the transparency the Kimmel Coup was looking for? Regardless the food court has finally been freed from the unruly mob. No word yet on if the students and the university have brokered a deal to liberate and rebuild Gaza and The West Bank—word is the department chair of adult continuing ed. is in the process of tearing down the...
Beer: No Longer Recession-Proof! →
First they came for James Dobson and I didn’t speak up because I am not a right wing wack job. When they came for fast food I didn’t speak up because I don’t work at Burger King. Then they came for my beloved hops and barley and by that time I was too intoxicated to do anything about it.
R.I.P. Beer Sales
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[Fourth-quarter sales] of alcohol for off-premises...
Yelp and the Business of Extortion 2.0 | East... →
Top 10 Free Bar Snacks in New York →
Add to this list:
The cheeseballs at The Levee
The buffalo wings and sub-Taco Bell spread at that nasty Mexican post-work happy hour spot on University
The stale potato chips at Tommy’s Tavern locally known as “The Murder Bar”
The free pizza at The Charleston
The endless flowing burbon at a certain longstanding East Villiage establishment where, apparently, my money is...
“Last night’s dinner: Subway 6 inch Club on 9 grain whole wheat; 1 glass of...”
– Food Consumption Log - Week of February 15, 2009
Country Teasers - “Secrets In Welsh”
Shutting Down The Anonybloggers, Free Speech, and...
OK it’s been a little slow around this site lately but we’re just trying to take it all in. There’s a lot of talk going on right now about free speech and big mean anonymous internet blogs…well it’s been a good 24 hours since the axe came down and we’re still online over here at Disgusting Things I Have Eaten HQ despite the things we have said about shameless...
Bad News For Fast Food! →
{via maura}
Brinker International Inc., the Dallas owner of the Chili’s, On the Border and Little Italy Favorites at Maggiano’s chains, is bracing for a rough year, Douglas Brooks, the company’s chief executive, warned investors during a recent conference call.
“Brinker and the entire restaurant industry remain challenged by a highly competitive environment and an uncertain economy,” Brooks...
Regarding memes: Can lobster be the new bacon,... →
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Post Valentine’s Day Lobster Wrap-Up: An uncle once told my sister that if she ever goes on a date with a man that won’t buy her lobster for dinner she should not go out with that man again. He was right.
“48 hour hangover edition: 4 cups of coffee; 1 English muffin with butter; 2 cups...”
– Food Consumption Log - Week of February 8, 2009
Man calls 911 after Burger King runs out of his... →
Sounds like Bleachy is back at it again!
DIY-On-The-Fly: Twinkie Sushi! | CityPages →
Here’s a helpful step-by-step guide on how to make sushi using 3 packs of Twinkies, some Swedish Fish, Fruit Roll-Ups, M&Ms, gummy worms, and dried fruit.
The Dicks - “Pigs Run Wild”
I SURVIVED GITMO AND ALL I GOT WAS A $5 FOOT-LONG... →
Hey!!! Check the link for a new and fully expanded retelling of this post about the plight of US soldiers stationed at GitMo that were forced to endure strange and unusual methods of torture in the form of a motivational speech by Jared Fogle the Subway guy!
“English muffin with butter; brisket sandwich with cole slaw and potato chips;...”
– Food Consumption Log - Week of February 8, 2009
Village People - “Big Mac”
From the...
This Is Why You're Fat | Tumblr →
Someone took our idea and ran all the way the fuck into the endzone with it.
Angry Samoans - “My Old Man’s a...
Papa John's founder warns against eating too much... →
LONDON, England (CNN) — The founder of one of America’s largest pizza chains has offered unexpected advice to his customers to limit themselves to only one or two slices.
Pizza is not normally known for its health benefits; thick, cheesy toppings push up the calorie count.
During an interview on BBC’s Radio Four program in the United Kingdom, John Schnatter, said, “you...
