March 2009
57 posts
Can you hook me up with some Chick-Fil-A this...
Don’t be shy.
Wanda Jackson - “This Gun Don’t Care...
Angry customer blasts McDonald's drive-through | ... →
{link via maura}
When a clerk told her the restaurant was serving only items from the breakfast menu, the woman drove to the second window, police said. Two men got out of the car, and one pulled a sawed-off shotgun out of the trunk, police said. He fired once or twice into the drive-though window before the two men and the woman left on 500 South and turned north on 300 West, police said.
Chronic Sick - “Mucho Macho”
Pizza, Cheeseburger, Taco, Hot Dog, or Fried...
Thee Battle Royale.
“SUNDAY: 1 English muffin with butter; 1 spicy KFC breast with biscuit, macaroni...”
– Food Consumption Log - Week of March 29, 2009
The Spits - “She Don’t Care”
VOLT - “I Don’t Feel So Good”
Call 911: McNuggets Emergency →
FREE THE MCNUGGETS ONE!!!
When police explain to Goodman that this was not an emergency situation, she replied: “This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one.”
Scenes From a Bakery - Part 1
A woman in her early to mid 50s (think Real Housewives but older and wearing much more foundation) with very obvious plastic surgery—If we were her we would have asked for a refund—and a raging sense of entitlement reaches her hand around the glass barrier clearly erected to keep customers unwashed hands out. She handles several muffins with dirty hands which only moments before were...
Half Man Half Biscuit - “I Hate Nerys...
The World's Weirdest Burgers | Yahoo! Food →
Great roundup on Yahoo via A Hamburger Today on 10 of the weirdest hamburgers. Including:
3. Megadeath Burger: For health reasons, you have to be over 18 to order this, and can’t have heart problems, anxiety, or asthma. Available at Wall Diner in Wellington Point, Australia, the “world’s hottest hamburger” contains chili jam, chili powder, jalapenos, and habañero sauce...
Minor Threat - “(Chicken) Salad Days”
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A few of my favorite things:
A good lampshade
A giant sausage
A robot on a motorcycle jumping over a giant chocolate sprinkle doughnut in a land of giant doughnuts
Inhuman Eating Machine: IEM Session #8 - I Got... →
The latest installment of Inhuman Eating Machine is up. In this episode they will try to decode the mystery behind why pizza in the Bay Area sucks so damn hard.
On an unrelated note I just ate the worst yakisoba noodle sandwich on a bench in Madison Square Park and now I feel ill. Should have waited on line for a burger.
Milk ‘n Cookies - “(Dee Dee...
This day in obesity
{via icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse}
Food log:
Breakfast: Banana, oatmeal with raisins and flax seed.
Lunch: Turkey and brie on homemade whole-wheat bread with cranberries and walnuts. Baby carrots. Gala apple. Two Hershey kisses.
Snack: 23 girl scout cookies, just to see if I could. Started small, with a portioned serving of 4 thin mints. Then 4 shortbreads, then I had one little samoa, which...
Megadeth - “Poison Was The Cure”
Things I Love: Incompetent Subway "Sandwich...
{via malty}
To “Zok” (that’s what his name tag said…no joke) the snowboard bum at the Subway in a stripmall in southern Oregon that was either too dumb or too stoned to figure out what goes onto a club sandwich and instead asked what my opinion on the matter was. Sorry I intruded on your sesh in the walk-in looking for some food, bro.
To the speedy little fucker at the...
“1 English muffin with peanut butter & jelly; 1 coffee; 1 orange juice; 2...”
– Food Consumption Log - Week of March 8, 2009
Rolling Stones - “Loving Cup”
Yelp's Greatest Hits - Volume 1
{via alexbalk}
Apparently if you order the pizza by phone you can’t eat it in the restaurant! Unbelieveable! We ordered our pizza by phone because we had guests in town and realized the restaurant could have quite a wait (not because it is packed but because it’s not run efficiently, nor is it adequately staffed). When we arrived Sam told us that we had to take our pizza to go and order...
Har You Percussion Group - “Feed Me...
“Young Manhattanite Ain’t Got Nuthin’ On This” Edition: 1...”
– Food Consumption Log - Week of March 8, 2009