June 2009
49 posts
feedtime - “Mandead”
Social media will not get me to eat your gross... →
[via caro]
Pizza Hut, for one, will be giving away free orders of “Stuffed Pizza Rolls” (Did you just hear that little cry? It was my arteries screaming for mercy at the mere thought of this) on July 4 to its Facebook fans and Twitter followers via a promotional code. This is, the pizza chain has said, to commemorate the milestone of one million Facebook fans as well as the hiring...
Death In June - “She Said Destroy”
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Red Hook Lobster Pound now making lobster rolls! →
GREAT NEWS!!! for people who spend time in Red Hook and people who like lobster rolls (I’ll include myself in both categories) this couldn’t have come at a better time.
To celebrate check out CSN’s maritime masterpiece “Southern Cross”. Totally crucial lobster music.
Notorious B.I.G. - “Juicy”
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“2 drumsticks; 2 hamburger patties on 1 challah roll; 1 piece of skirt steak...”
– Food Consumption Log - Father’s Day 2009
Geto Boys - “Gangsta of Love”
Apropos...
Apparently, the internet hates Pizza Hut...
[via brianvan]
“And yes, we’re also introducing another vocabulary word with Pizza Hut, which is ‘The Hut.’ That ties in nicely with (today’s) texting generation.”
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Pizza Hut’s possible rebranding to “The Hut” (via Lee)
Did anyone at Pizza Hut consider the possibility that fewer people are eating there because the food isn’t very good and is incredibly unhealthy, which people are finally...
"I guess we know what side of the red/blue divide...
[via ninety9:maura]
Following a week of back and forth between CBS late night comic David Letterman and Sarah Palin over a crude joke he told about the Alaska Republican governor’s daughter, the Olive Garden restaurant says it is cancelling all of its scheduled ads on Letterman’s “Late Show” for the rest of the year.
In an email to a Letterman critic obtained by POLITICO, a spokeswoman for...
Inhuman Eating Machine: IEM Session #10- We Need... →
If you were up all night worrying about where the best banh mi in the East Bay is then just chill the fuck out for a second becuase Inhuman Eating Machine has done all the work for you. He’s gone to every sandwich shop worth its weight in pickled carrots and pork loin—all in one day for that matter!—and even got the sandwich pictured below that includes Vietnamese bacon.
Chosen Search Engine →
Just when I was asking myself when the geniuses over at the internet would get around to creating a kosher search engine they just up and do it! Amazing. What next, internet?
{via fimoculous}
Koogle, the new “kosher” custom search engine for ultra-Orthodox Jews that filters out “prohibited” content and shuts down on the Sabbath. What’s next — custom search...
Famous Last Meals
{via baconbaconbacon}
Dennis Wayne Bagwell: Medium rare steak with A1 Steak Sauce, fried chicken breasts and thighs, BBQ ribs, French fries, onion rings, bacon, scrambled eggs with onions, fried potatoes with onions, sliced tomatoes, salad with ranch dressing, two hamburgers, peach pie, milk, coffee, and iced tea with real sugar.
Now that’s one helluva last meal.
more ‘last meals’ on the...
The Mummies - “Skinny Minnie”
“Montauk: 1 lobster roll; 1 plate of seafood chili nachos; 1 plate of regular...”
– Food Consumption Log - Weekend of June 5, 2009
More hard hitting reporting from our colleague at...
I’m also reading Memories of the Branch Davidians: The Autobiography of David Koresh’s Mother. This is not from that, but from a related article…
In a tactic common to cult leaders, Koresh made food a tool for ensuring obedience. The compound diet was often insufficient, varying according to the leader’s whim. Sometimes dinner was stew or chicken; at other times it might...
Holy Anorexia
Our good buddy Jen reports:
Reading Holy Anorexia about eating habits of the female saints (the anorexic ones, that is). As part of their penance and bodily mortification for Christ, these women eat the most fucked up shit. Some choice quotes for you:
Some choice items:
“Catherine of Siena attempts to obliterate her bodily senses by drinking a cup of pus she has squeezed from the...
The Legendary Pink Dots - “Tanz Der China...
