September 2009
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August 2009
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Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments -...
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UPDATE ABOUT BAR MITZVAHS: Giant Creamcheese...
A very astute reader familiar with the menu that the catering crew at Congragation Etz Chiam offers as part of their standard kiddush luncheon writes in and points out that there is no mention of having one’s name spelled out in giant creamcheese letters in the bar mitzvah review below. My own brother—a real live Jewish doctor in training—even claims that in the sect of Judaism...
Meat Puppets - “Animal Kingdom”
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Your Bar Mitzvah Reviewed 16 Years Later: 1993 The...
Sect: Conservative
Location: Service was held at Congregation Etz Chiam. Party at the clubhouse of the local neighborhood swimming pool.
Theme: There was no real theme but my father did hire an excellent local BBQ restaurant as the caterers so by default the theme was “Mazel Tov! Here Have a Pulled Pork Sandwich. L’Chiam!”. Also, traces and foreshadowing of “bitter...
The Bacon Chocolate Conan O'Brien head | ... →
So apparently the very talented Linda Christensen who does the white chocolate bust carvings for the Midwest Dairy Association’s “Princess Kay of the Milky Way” at the Minnesota State Fair created a likeness of Conan O’Brien and topped the whole thing off with bacon hair.
If, per chance, Conan decides to visit the state fair which is world renowned for its vast...
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“BUSINESS MEETING: 2 day-old spicy salmon sushi rolls; 5 vodka gimlets; 2 olives.”
– Food Consumption Log - Week of August 23, 2009
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The Business - “Drinking and Driving”
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GISM - “Nuclear Armed Hogs”
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Some good ideas for web startups and other...
Well it turns out that Disgusting Things I Have Eaten never really blossomed into the lucrative blog-to-book-to-slice-of-life-RomCom-starring-Luke Wilson-and-Cameron Diaz deal that I was hoping it would so I’m thinking of going in another direction entirely. Here are a few ideas. Let me know what you think. Anyone with a large amount of venture capital is encouraged to get in touch.
West...
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Speed, Glue & Shinki - “Stoned Out of My...
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“Trip to Costco: sample of granola; sample of low sodium ham and Swiss cheese;...”
– Food Consumption Log - Sunday, August 23, 2009
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The Moods - “Rum Drunk”
From the very...
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I enjoyed the Top Chef premiere
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Just as we collectively regard certain cultural practices as morally objectionable or “insane,” or at the very least questionable (forced female genital mutilation, foot binding, etc.), don’t you think it’s safe to assume that there are people in the world who are utterly blown away and disgusted by our deification of food? Isn’t it odd that we fabricate competitive—and preferably...
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VOM - “Too Animalistic”
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Village People - “Big Mac”
From the...
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R.I.P. Robert Nov...
…ahh fuck it. Its the Summer of Megadeth! Who is next?!?
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Kay Adams - “Big Mac”
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Alex Chilton - “Like Flies on...