March 2010
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Can anyone tell me what types of booze are kosher...
Because I am attending a 30th birthday party tonight (for a sober person appropriately enough) and I would like to know what I can drink. Your input is appreciated.
“Leftover brisket from Seder I; leftover matzoh ball soup from Seder I; more...”
– Food Consumption Log - Seder II - 15 Nisan, 5770
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“If they would have just served the brisket and the chopped liver and nothing...”
– Food Consumption Log - Seder I - 14 Nisan, 5770
The First Sandwich After Pesach | Jewcy.com →
Cheese filled cheeseburgers, pulled pork, robot assembled sandwiches, and the Passover banh mi. Lock up your goyishe daughters and your chometz because I’m over at Jewcy today as part of a panel of experts talking about some sandwiches worth breaking Passover for.
And of course should you choose to stay on the straight and narrow and keep the faith there is always my own patented Passover...
“Wrestlemania XXVI: 3 slices meatball and onion pizza; 1 slice sausage pizza; 1...”
– Food Consumption Log - March 28, 2010 (one Undertaker sized brick of pizza still sitting in my stomach today)
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shannenkeller94 asked: Is this just a blog about your bad food experiences, or is it: the good the bad & the horrible. Because I'm kinda confused when I just skim?
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Listicle Without Commentary: The 11 Best... →
[via maura]
Guess how many of these candies I have crossed off the list this week and win a prize.
Anonymous asked: I recently ate Scandinavian Crepes. What's your thought on fusion foods? If you could fuse two foods what would they be?? What are some disgusting fusions you have experienced??
Fat Mike would like for you to drink his urine →
What you missed at South By this year:
As Mike finished his last song, he announced that he had a video that he had prepared especially for this evening. The mood in the building was completely fucked at this point. Upon instruction, his videographer hooked up the same camera he had been recording on the entire time to a 20-something inch TV that was positioned stage left. His camera man rewound...
“Dinner: 3 glasses of Jameson, neat; 3 bottles of Budweiser; 1 bag of...”
– Food Consumption Log - March 24, 2010
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monsieur-qui asked: Why does everyone ask questions anonymously? Is this disconcerting to you? And moreover, do you think it's just that they are afraid to admit their disgusting eating habits?
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Anonymous asked: So I have been following your blog for awhile (I gotta I say...Love it!). I'm curious about your jobs in the food industry, you know, before you made it where you are now... Do you have any disgusting tales you'd like to share??
Anonymous asked: Ok, I'll bite. Tell me about the time you were an endorser for UTZ?
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In less exciting news...
The hole I burned in my stomach when I was uninsured and self-medicating a skateboarding injury with a Ziploc bag of mixed painkillers has returned with a vengeance.
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Anonymous asked: Let's talk about snacks: Are you more of a sweet and sugary kind of guy? Or do you prefer salty and savory? What are some of your favorite regional treats?
