Disgusting Things I Have Eaten

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TRIO - “Sunday You Need Love”

TONITE! If you don’t give a shit about Avatar we’re gonna be DJ’ing the rarest vinylest records at Motor City Bar with the world’s most charming Swede.

Sunday you need love. Monday be alone.

24 Hidden and Secret Restaurant Menus Revealed

If you are anything like us then you are classy enough to order “off menu” at a fast food joint. If that sounds like you then you’ll love this guide to the secret menus of 24 of the best junk food franchises.

For instance look at all the things you can get just at McDonald’s:

Biscuits and Gravy - This one may only be available in the South – but it’s the classic combination of gravy smothering hot biscuits.
McKinley Mac – A big Mac with quarter pounder patties.
Grilled Cheese - A bun grilled with American cheese inside.
Big Mac with Quarter Pounder Patties - This is great if you are looking to decrease the cost and calories of the classic Big Mac Sandwich. You get the entire flavor with less meat.
All American - This is a normal sized hamburger with only pickles and ketchup.
Big McChicken - This is a huge sandwich in which the chicken patties replace the bun.
Fries with Big Mac Sauce - Fries smothered in the secret and special big Mac Sauce.
Chicken and Waffles - This is a McGriddle sandwich with chicken in the middle.
Neopolitan Milk Shake - 1/3 vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry ice creams blended together into one shake.
McLeprichon - This shake is only available in March and is composed of the shamrock shake mixed with the chocolate shake making a mint chocolate shake.
Pie McFlurry - If you purchase a pie you can have it blended into your McFlurry.
McGangBang - This is a double cheeseburger with a chicken patty in between the two beef patties.
Land, Sea, and Air Burger - The Land, Sea, and Air burger, has a beef patty, chicken patty, and fillet-o-fish patty all piled high onto a bun.
Root Beer Float - You can pick any size of root beer and they will add the vanilla ice cream on top.
Coke Float - Any size of coke with ice cream. You can even get it with chocolate ice cream.
Monster Mac - A big Mac composed of 8 meat patties.
2 Cheese Burger Meal Mac - Two cheese burgers, fries and a drink.

Your Daily Dose of Pig Champion

Anonymous asked: Do you have any potluck disasters you'd like to share with us?

Oh man, besides the previously noted invitation to a potluck dinner hosted by the crusty punx that lived in the Batcave squat overlooking the Gowanus Canal no real disasters to speak of.

There was that one long weekend in Chicago for the wedding of some friends who were to divorce a short time later where we got to town on July 4th which is when Chicago turns into Downtown Fallujah for a day and a half—seriously, like people lighting off mortars in the street; these fireworks are not meant for everyday household use—and nearly every single meal we ate was taken at an outpost of the Midwestern sandwich franchise Pot Belly. The weekend also coincided with 07/07/07 which was also Mrs. Disgusting Things I Have Eaten’s 33rd birthday and also when we ate a bunch of Chicago hot dogs at some shack in a parking lot and then caught Soul Asylum, Cracker, and Cheap Trick for free in Millennium Park but had to leave once they started in with “The Flame”.

Also notable was the chasm between the older members of our party who were bummed that Soul Asylum only played songs off of Grave Dancer’s Union and the younger members who were only familiar with the songs off of said album.

So, who’s ready for a drink?

Gratuitous Picture of What We’ve Been Posting Lately

!!!ADVANCE WARNING!!!

The Thing With Two Dicks is taking to the turntables at MOTOR CITY Sunday Nite March 7 from 10 PM til ?????? with the smokinest sides of heavy psych, glittery glam, terrace stompers, killed by DETH punk, and other music to impress record shoppe employees.

BE THERE.

Gratuitous Picture of Meat Tool Kit Wednesday

Cindy Und Bert - “Paranoisch”

Gonna go off script here for a second to let anyone and everyone know I have a major bounty out for this version of “Paranoid” (“Der Hund von Baskerville” 45 with or without picture sleeve…preferably with). OK, back to regularly scheduled programming.

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Lollipop Shoppe - “Baby Don’t Go”

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Screw the babies. Would you even want to go out and get hammered with a guy like this?

“1 English muffin with butter; 2 spicy salmon sushi rolls with soy sauce and wasabi; 2 cups of coffee; 1 plate of oily, battered and deep fried fish’n’chips; 1 bourbon; 2 Budweisers; 1 bottle of wine; 2 Sudafed.”

— Food Consumption Log - March 1, 2010

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Len Bright Combo - “Someone Must Have Nailed Us Together”

truerstories asked: What food did you hate the most when you were a little kid and why?
What food do you hate the most now that you are a big kid and why?

A fantastic question from our old friend (like IRL), Laura Craft!

You know the cafeteria ladies at the Jewish day school I attended from grades K-8—Miss Iris and Miss Daisy, two lovely women who both had a striking resemblance to Nell Carter—had a knack for boiling vegetables until they were inedible. There was no roasting or baking or frying going on in that kitchen and thus I developed an aversion to vegetables that took years to overcome. One dish does glaringly stand out: the broccoli they served looked like vomit and smelled like dead animals. In fact, truth be told, there is a similar odor emanating out of the drain to the sink in my office today and it is nauseating. But that’s neither here nor there. So for many years I could not stomach the site, smell, or taste of broccoli. Nowadays I can’t stop eating broccoli, broccliflower, cauliflower and any of its other bastard cousins.

In Miss Daisy and Miss Iris’ defense their fried chicken and mac & cheese were not to be fucked with, though sadly they were never available on the same plate at the same time as per the ritualistic laws of kashrut.

As a big kid in life I have had the mantra that I’ll try anything twice…just to be absolutely sure that I don’t like it. That being said the most hated food is carrots.