Hey you guys I know you are all probably all up in arms about some loudmouth that forgot it isn’t 2007 anymore but I also wrote something about the new memoir And The Heart Says Whatever. So click on over and check out my interview with Emily Gould who runs our younger, prettier, more popular cousin-in-foodbloggin’ Things I Ate That I Love and hosts The Awl’s Cooking The Books series.
Now that is what we call dark comedy.
LISTICLE WITHOUT COMMENTARY: Couplets From The Song “The Number of The Beast” By Iron Maiden That Could Also Apply To My Digestive Track Shortly After The Above Pictured Evil Transaction at Maya Taqueria
- I needed time to think / to get the memories from my mind
- What did I see? Can I believe / that what I saw that night was real and not just fantasy?
- Just what I saw in my old dreams / were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me
- ‘Cause in my dreams, it’s always there / the evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair
- In the mist, dark figures move and twist / was all this for real or just some kind of Hell?
- Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised / as they start to cry, hands held to the sky
- In the night, the fires are burning bright / the ritual has begun, Satan’s work is done
- This can’t go on, I must inform the law / can this still be real, or just some crazy dream?
- I’m coming back, I will return / and I’ll possess your body, and I’ll make you burn
- I have the fire, I have the force / I have the power to make my evil take its course
- Hell and fire / was spawned to be released
CROSS POSTED DUE TO CRUCIAL HEAVY METAL FOODBLOGGIN’ CONTENT
This sleeve photo from Warren Zevon’s Excitable Boy is living the DETH TO FALSE METAL dream. And now might be a great time to let you guys know about one of SUMMER OF MEGADETH’s side-projects which is the campaign to have margaritas officially re-named Zevon’s based on some hearsay from a friend who once got put up in the bungalow at the Chateau Marmont where John Belushi (also living the DETH TO FALSE METAL dream with his carefree lifestyle) finally met DETH and who claims that Zevon was known for sitting by the hotel’s pool and sipping on the drinks for hours on end. If you support heavy metal rock’n’roll from the U.S. of FUCKIN’ A then please report to your nearest local happy hour do your part to assist us in this fight.
If you haven’t already gotten on board the Summer of Megadeth crazy train now might be a great time to jump on.
The New York Daily News reports today:
White Castle candle
Sure, White Castle smells fine when you’re starving and in need of a burger, but would you really want your entire house to smell like it? The company sure hopes so, as they’ve just released a $10 White Castle candle, which smells like one of the its “slyder” burgers.
“White Castle has teamed up with Laura Slatkin, often called the “queen” of home fragrances, to introduce a candle with the steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions scent of America’s first fast-food hamburger. Packaged in a ceramic holder that reproduces the signature cardboard sleeve of the White Castle Slyder®, the candles are available in select White Castle restaurants and on the WhiteCastle.com website. Candles sell for $10 each, with net proceeds benefiting Autism Speaks,” a press release for the company reveals.
George: This was literally the first moment of bad behavior on Tom’s part–
Tom: I was testing.
George: It was one of those hold out moments where Tom had to finish them or we couldn’t watch TV. He just stood up, went rogue and took the brussels sprouts and threw them in the trash. Then his mom took them back out and put them on a plate and made him eat them.
Tom: And I ate them. It was just the food trash. I have to say my mom had some brass ones.—Anna Barie of the band formerly known as These Are Powers speaks with the two dudes in Javelin about the many disgusting things they ate as children.
Listicle Without Commentary: Lesser Known Members of Black Sabbath | The Awl
Hey you guys sorry for the lack of updates over here but I got a piece over at The Awl today about my real love, SABBATH.
And just as a reminder I still have a serious bounty out on the Cindy Und Bert “Paranoisch” 45.
Did you know that Summer of Megadeth can also happen in winter? It’s true. Here is our founder at Rockcafe Halford in a section of Berlin once occupied by the Soviets.
You can get a great knockwurst, bratwurst, or currywurst in spitting distance of this place.
You avid fans of Heavy Metal are all following Summer of Megadeth, right?
RZA - “My Lovin is Digi”
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Finally had the opportunity to break out the seldom used ‘Wallace Shawn Has a Posse’ internet tag.
Megadeth - “Peace Sells (But Who’s Buying?)”
Guys I know I don’t usually get all preachy here but everyone can chill, we caught the bad guy aboard a Dubai bound flight on my favorite airline in the world, Emirates.
The terrorists can try but ain’t nobody gonna put a damper on my Summer of Megadeth.
Fun With Google Analytics: So it looks like old Mikey Hunchback is still sending plenty of traffic our way and also the veil of anonymity is lifted, you’ve found out my real name. But seriously, 49 people looking for “13 year old tits”?!?! Are you for real? Who are you sick fucks? How did that combination of words lead you here?
Throbbing Gristle - “20 Jazz Funk Greats”
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Genesis P-Orridge: Spiritual Forebarer of Disgusting Things I Have Eaten Internet Blog
