Disgusting Things I Have Eaten

Permalink

So we’re shooting the shit with a surgeon…

[brianvan:elizablr]

…and he told us story about a 500lb woman who came in complaining of a smelly vagina. Apparently, she’d been stinking for a few weeks. He gets her on the table, in the stirrups, and starts folding back the flab, trying to figure out whats producing the stench. Lo and behold…what does he find? A half-eaten ham sandwich…

Posted on
  1. gompr reblogged this from elizablr
  2. imnotthatkindofgirl reblogged this from honestlyashley and added:
    I know that I mentioned some nasty things this morning. But damn people! You are grossing me out and that’s not an easy...
  3. honestlyashley reblogged this from elizablr and added:
    Also found: TV remote, M&M’s,...chicken nugget. I could go on, but
  4. anniebgood reblogged this from elizablr and added:
    I wouldn’t believe this, except...this could very well be someone I know (and cannot name...
  5. disgustingthingsihaveeaten reblogged this from brianvan and added:
    …and he told us story about a 500lb woman who came in complaining of a smelly vagina. Apparently, she’d been stinking...
  6. brianvan reblogged this from elizablr
  7. bowlsby reblogged this from elizablr and added:
    No way is this possible, what is...sandwich doing anywhere near her goodies?
  8. elizablr posted this