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Gratuitous Picture of Your Disembodied Head In Halftone Wednesday
Just having some cookies with my man Cookie Monster.
Had to take a rest for a minute because the baked beans were not sitting right.
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Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday
It’s amazing how little has changed in the past 5 years edition.
GPOYW: photo from Münster, Germany which is actually not where Münster cheese comes from, contrary to popular belief. Soon after this was snapped someone in this photo almost caught a dog on fire lighting his own farts. Also pretty sure I had some tartare a day or so later that was actually made out of dog.
Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday
So yeah if you couldn’t tell I’m planning big things for Halloween. My usual skeleton suit met its final demise at a gay bar called Zooleggers in West Lafayette, IN. The crotch split open after the bartender held a bowl of cashews up and asked if I would like to try his nuts. Bummer because it had the elasticity to accommodate a serious candy corn binge. In any event I am looking for something new this year.
But if worse comes to worse I can always revamp last year’s Stevie Nicks thing into a Lindsay Lohan on meth deal.
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The only time bottle service is cool is when you’re on a motherfucking boat.
Gratuitous Picture of Yourself Wednesday
