Prom Keg Stand
Hey all you crate diggers, rare groove aficionados, and beat junkies the original Black Godfather, the guy who along with Oprah allegedly forced Dave Chapelle outta the game for good, the zany sweater wearing Picture Pages hosting, Jello puddin puddin puddin pops pitchman, and father to Sondra, Denise, Theo, Vanessa, and Rudy, and don’t forget he was also the voice of Mushmouth…Bill Cosby’s hip hop record dropped this week.
This is some next level game changer shit. It’s like a chocolate puddin pops flavored return to the 36 Chambers…SQUARED!
The Guardian sez:
What hip-hop needs more than anything is a kick in the pants from a brave new hero who’s unafraid to tell it exactly like it is. Well, that hero is here. Ladies and gentlemen, straight out of a fictional yet aspirational upper-middle-class 1980s sitcom, it’s Bill Cosby.
Click here for a taste of Dr. Huxtable’s far our anti-drug psych jam “Dope Pusher”.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Biggie Smalls - “Fuck Me”
“Kentucky Fried Chicken eatin’ mothafuckin’ gangsta killin’, mutha fuckin black mafia ass Muthafuckin, You chronic smokin’, Oreo cookie eatin’, pickle juice drinkin’ Chicken gristle eatin’, biscuit suckin’, MUTHAfucka V8 juice drinkin’, slim fast MUTHAfucka…”
The cornerstones of any balanced diet! Also gotta love how this line was used pretty much verbatim in the Lil Kim/Biggie sex scene in last year’s Notorious biopic!
Party Report: There is a bar on the block where I work themed after the movie Porky’s. The clientele skews fratty and most Friday mornings I’m greeted at the front door of our building by the contents of some clubgoer’s stomach. Always the same mix of semi-digested pizza or some rice dish with the deep burgundy hue of four or five too many vodka cranberries. Shit, for all I know it could be the same person every week. A serial puker. Lately the NYPD has been doing a bangup job policing the street after last call so now the puddles of vomit have been replaced with giant clumps of neon green horseshit. Against better judgment I ate there one day after staring at a computer screen for 8 hours, too hungover to do much else. The place was completely dead save for myself and Mrs. Disgusting Things I Have Eaten and they had a 25 cent wing special. Surprisingly enough the food was quite tasty.
