So we’re shooting the shit with a surgeon…
…and he told us story about a 500lb woman who came in complaining of a smelly vagina. Apparently, she’d been stinking for a few weeks. He gets her on the table, in the stirrups, and starts folding back the flab, trying to figure out whats producing the stench. Lo and behold…what does he find? A half-eaten ham sandwich…
