Today in ‘What The Fuck is Wrong With Jon Gosselin?’

“I love challah bread. I’m learning about Jewish food, going to Zabar’s. I love that place.” - J.G.
Because there is no quicker trial by fire than the wrath of 100 angry UWS yentas on line for groceries. Just be thankful it’s not Ess-a-Bagel on the Friday before a holiday weekend!