First they took out US Air flight 1549 and we stood idly by and said nothing but now we must make a stand. A bird and a piece of bread has effectively shut down the Large Hard On Collider making uncertain the future of time travel and black holes. These bioterrorists of the air must be stopped.
The bird dropped some bread on a section of outdoor machinery, eventually leading to significant over heating in parts of the accelerator. The LHC was not operational at the time of the incident, but the spike produced so much heat that had the beam been on, automatic failsafes would have shut down the machine.
